Headaches with car registration - Part 2
Okay.. I was hoping to get my car registered over the weekend. Did not happen!!
As I said earlier, the car registration process involves 3 steps. Emissions test, physical car examination and the registration process. My car failed the first step.
The emissions test failed because the engine check light was on, a scenario that indicates a problem with the car. But, the problem itself cannot be solely attributed to emissions. For example, my car had a bad coolant sensor, which triggered the check engine light. I confirmed this fact by getting my car checked at Auto Zone (by getting advantage of their "free check engine light" offer), where I even got a printed document for the check engine light issue. I took that document to the emissions test office.
The guy at the office, however, was adamant and insisted that the check light warrants a failure of the test. Despite my argument that the check light might not be related to emissions at all and showing the printed document from Auto Zone, the guy was not convinced.
I was disappointed. I wanted to get my car registered that day. That's it!!
I stopped at a mechanic shop to ascertain my costs for getting the problem corrected. I was told that the cost would be in the range of couple of hundred dollars and couple of hours. The numbers were not reasonable. I looked for other ways.
I drove my car home and started looking for other options on the internet. I found an article that said the check light could be reset by disconnecting / connecting the car battery. Without much hesitation I rushed to my car, disconnected the battery and voila, got rid of the light. I knew the light would come on if I drive the car a few miles. So, I wasted no time in driving my car straight to the nearest emissions test center.
The feat gets interesting from here.
On my way to the test center, I had switched off the car engine few times, lest it should detect the problem and turn the check engine light on. I reached the test center without issues. I was still reluctant of taking the test, but hoped that my car would pass the test (I wanted to get the dang registration done that day!!!). While I was waiting in the line at the test center, I turned off and on my car's engine to make sure that the car does not turn the check engine light on. In my many trials, the car did not give any warning light. I was confident that the light would not turn on, but was concerned whether that was enough.
While I was waiting for my turn, I glanced constantly at the guys who were performing the test. They were very formal, strict, serious, stringent, thorough and skeptical. From what I observed, I saw them treating the car owners as thieves, criminals, thugs or outlaws. Their looks gave me an impression that they suspect car drivers of misdoings. I did not believe such attitude was required. They could have been more friendlier and willing to help. But, there could be other reasons for them behaving so!! Any way, that is out of context for this topic.
When I was asked to pull over into the alley for the test, I was hoping for a quick turnover and a happy ending. The guy asked to step out of the car. I walked out of the car and handed over the car keys. The guy ran some tests using his computer-reader equipment and handed me, in about a minute, a printed document.
"Wow... so quick...good or bad.." I thought!! He said, in a very strong voice (as though he caught the bad guy!!), that my car was NOT ready for the test. What car-not-ready meant was a subject for the manager, who sits in the corner office. Only after a couple of seconds, I realized my car failed the test. Manager said that the on-board computer diagnostics (OBD II) was not responding and that it can reset by driving the car a few miles (unknown mile).
Finally the day ended with disappointment and embarrassment. The car, however, unregistered even after lots of hassles. (A quick introspection told me that the disconnecting of the battery reset the OBD II computer, a process that inhibited the readers to read it properly.
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The gist of the story, I told myself, is not to mess with computers. Computers are here for good and for catching bad guys!!
Labels: Auto Zone free check engine light, Car, car registration, emission test, OBD II
